Red Eye: Leg Chair Armageddon

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Welcome back, welcome backers! It’s time, once again, for our favorite conservative comedy show, “Red Eye.” I hope you all enjoyed your Thanksgiving feasts, completely with family, friends, football and the beverages of your choice. Me? I stayed home, eating top ramen and ground beef. But don’t feel sad for me! I had a great … Continue reading

Red Eye: Your Host and Moderator, Greg Gutfeld

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Happy Thanksgiving, America! I hope you are taking the day to celebrate its true spirit: that of celebrating the bounty we’ve been provided with those closest to our hearts. Me? I had ramen with hamburger for lunch and am just about to sit down to watch the wonderfully cynical Thanksgiving movie, Home for the Holidays. … Continue reading

Red Eye: Security Breach Around


OK. The TSA screening policy in use has been in place for a while now, as far as I know. Washington State’s SeaTac airport has had the full body scanners in place for at least several months, and I had a brief exchange on Twitter definitely that far back about people opting for the pat … Continue reading

Red Eye: Love It or Leave It!

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You know, normally, I’d be doing a little research when expanding a serious story reported on “Red Eye.” But, honestly, to hell with it. We’re talking about California: the state that makes Sodom and Gomorrah look like extreme Amish purists in comparison to the rest of us. So, as Greg Gutfeld mentioned, a 13 year … Continue reading

Red Eye: Anarchy in the UK


According to Greg Gutfeld, the latest wave of European entitlement rioting comes to us from the UK, where angry college students are protesting a steep rise in college tuition costs. Naturally, when the conservative government does something we don’t like, the correct response is to break into party headquarters, start fires and spray paint  the … Continue reading

Red Eye: Rall’s Rampage

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Wow. It’s only been a week since I last posted, but it has seemed like forever. Oh, I’ve checked in, watching my insignificant amount of blog traffic dwindle to nothingness due to lack of updates. What could I do? I was moving. You know how that goes. Packing, renting trucks, sweet-talking, coercing, threatening “friends” into … Continue reading

Red Eye: Get Juan Williams!

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Poor Juan Williams. It isn’t enough National Public Radio dumped him for having the poor taste to be honest about his feelings. No, now the Left must vilify him, as if he was a disavowed CIA operative, cut loose in Eastern Europe sometime in the early 80’s. As Greg Gutfeld mentioned in tonight’s “Greg-Alogue,” the … Continue reading

Red Eye: Wha?!? Identity Politics is a Fail?

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Apparently, according to Greg Gutfeld, Barack Obama – a president – recently talked to a whole bunch of lefty bloggers. Also, he went on The Daily Show. As Gutfeld reported in the Greg-Alogue Yep, rather than reach out to those who are frustrated, disaffected, or even undecided about what to do this Tuesday – he … Continue reading

Red Eye: MoveOn… From Reality

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If you watched that latest episode of “Red Eye,” then you are up to date on everything important in the entire world. From the “Restoring Sanity” rally (featuring famous nut job, Arianna Huffington) to the stomping incident that took place recently at a Rand Paul debate, you are in the loop. Congratulations on being one … Continue reading

Red Eye: Why Does Sean Bielat Hate The Wizard of Oz?

Does Bielat have no joy in his soul? HIS SOUL!!!

Most people look forward to Fridays. Not me. See, there are no new episodes of “Red Eye” on the weekends. I’m often left sitting in my small apartment, clutching my stuffed unicorn (that I call GregAndyBill … sort of a conservative version of ManBearPig, if you will) and counting the hours until that sweet, sweet … Continue reading