Red Eye: Leg Chair Armageddon


Welcome back, welcome backers! It’s time, once again, for our favorite conservative comedy show, “Red Eye.” I hope you all enjoyed your Thanksgiving feasts, completely with family, friends, football and the beverages of your choice. Me? I stayed home, eating top ramen and ground beef. But don’t feel sad for me! I had a great … Continue reading

Red Eye: TV’s Andy Levy


You know, after last night’s episode of “Red Eye,” I pondered long and hard how I could cover one of their stories and still fit it into my “Messages of Hope” campaign of concentrating on the positive. I concluded that I couldn’t, Don’t get me wrong. “Red Eye” was as humorous and fun as always. … Continue reading

Red Eye: Security Breach Around


OK. The TSA screening policy in use has been in place for a while now, as far as I know. Washington State’s SeaTac airport has had the full body scanners in place for at least several months, and I had a brief exchange on Twitter definitely that far back about people opting for the pat … Continue reading

Red Eye: Soros Gets Lotioned Up


— “Red Eye” air date – October 23, 2010. Guests: Mary Smith, Andrew Wilcow and Chris Cotter. Cast: Host – Greg Gutfeld, Sequential Hermaphroditic Sidekick – Bill Schulz and Ombudsman – TV’s Andy Levy   The views in this post are entirely my own (except where I’m quoting.) Neither “Red Eye” nor Fox News endorse … Continue reading

Red Eye: So How Much Does Rachel Maddow Suck?


As much as I want to write about the Juan Williams fiasco, I found another segment of “Red Eye” to be even more indicative of the nasty liberal bias in our society, and especially on the media. What type of person accuses someone of essentially being complicit in the murder of over 100 fellow Americans … Continue reading

Red Eye: Like, TOTES the Voice of a Generation


Tonight’s “Red Eye” was a hoot. For one, Jim Norton was on, and he is always hilarious. Also, there was an interview with Bill O’Reilly where the erstwhile FOX host discussed who was a pinhead and who a patriot … in the world of famous television animals and schlock Japanese film monsters. Highly important! And, … Continue reading

Red Eye: No, for Realsies!


After two nights of no “Red Eye,” I was so excited the show was actually going to air I promptly fell asleep and missed the first ten minutes. That isn’t intended as sarcasm. I really, really was looking forward to “Red Eye,” and it was a fun episode. Due to my late nap, I was … Continue reading

Red Eye: Paladino NOT Pal O’ Dorothy


First off, the title for this post was directly stolen from TV’s Andy Levy, who used it at the beginning of the most recent episode of “Red Eye.” It was too good not to use. Second, and most important, could people please stop talking about teh geyhs? If you believe some conservative estimates, between 1-3% … Continue reading

TN Fire Inflames Passions on Red Eye


Wow. What a night. Let me start off by saying, don’t annoy Andy Levy, because he will totally take you down. Just kidding, Mr. Levy. I still think you’re swell. In truth, I tweeted just before tonight’s Red Eye started that I’d vote for Levy because he is one of the kindest, most fair minded … Continue reading

Red Eye: Volvo Killer, Qu’est Que C’est


Several months ago, in response to a couple “Hottest Conservative Babes/Hunks” lists, I decided to stop the subtlety and do my own list : The 10 Biggest Dicks … of the leftist media. If I had the list to do over again today, I’d probably make some different choices. I mean, including Maddow was high-larious, … Continue reading