Red Eye: Leg Chair Armageddon


Welcome back, welcome backers! It’s time, once again, for our favorite conservative comedy show, “Red Eye.” I hope you all enjoyed your Thanksgiving feasts, completely with family, friends, football and the beverages of your choice. Me? I stayed home, eating top ramen and ground beef. But don’t feel sad for me! I had a great … Continue reading

Red Eye: Your Host and Moderator, Greg Gutfeld


Happy Thanksgiving, America! I hope you are taking the day to celebrate its true spirit: that of celebrating the bounty we’ve been provided with those closest to our hearts. Me? I had ramen with hamburger for lunch and am just about to sit down to watch the wonderfully cynical Thanksgiving movie, Home for the Holidays. … Continue reading

Red Eye: That “Loathsome” Sidekick, Bill Schulz


If you know anything about my history of coming to grips with my inner conservative, you know it all started with a visit I paid to old friends, where I was introduced to “Red Eye.” The show introduced me Andrew Breitbart. A letter to Breitbart introduced me to … well, no need to repeat the … Continue reading

Red Eye: TV’s Andy Levy


You know, after last night’s episode of “Red Eye,” I pondered long and hard how I could cover one of their stories and still fit it into my “Messages of Hope” campaign of concentrating on the positive. I concluded that I couldn’t, Don’t get me wrong. “Red Eye” was as humorous and fun as always. … Continue reading

Red Eye: Security Breach Around


OK. The TSA screening policy in use has been in place for a while now, as far as I know. Washington State’s SeaTac airport has had the full body scanners in place for at least several months, and I had a brief exchange on Twitter definitely that far back about people opting for the pat … Continue reading

Red Eye: Imogen Annoys the Piss out of Me


Tonight’s “Red Eye” was, as always, awesome. But the re-appearance of regular guest Imogen Lloyd Webber raised controversy on the #RedEye Twitter discussion thread, when people bifurcated over whether ILW, as she is affectionately known, is a meritorious guest, or a self-important, out of touch elitist windbag. Let’s ponder her recent musings on George W. … Continue reading

Red Eye: Love It or Leave It!


You know, normally, I’d be doing a little research when expanding a serious story reported on “Red Eye.” But, honestly, to hell with it. We’re talking about California: the state that makes Sodom and Gomorrah look like extreme Amish purists in comparison to the rest of us. So, as Greg Gutfeld mentioned, a 13 year … Continue reading

Red Eye: A Couple of Ideas


Tonight’s “Red Eye” was largely preempted by some boring windbag droning on and on about economic recovery this, and stimulus that. Oops. That was our Commander in Chief. Thanks for the Veteran’s Day tribute, by the way. What? He didn’t? Oops. My bad. I’d think it would be expected. Oh, well. At any rate, by … Continue reading

Red Eye: Anarchy in the UK


According to Greg Gutfeld, the latest wave of European entitlement rioting comes to us from the UK, where angry college students are protesting a steep rise in college tuition costs. Naturally, when the conservative government does something we don’t like, the correct response is to break into party headquarters, start fires and spray paint  the … Continue reading

Red Eye: Rall’s Rampage


Wow. It’s only been a week since I last posted, but it has seemed like forever. Oh, I’ve checked in, watching my insignificant amount of blog traffic dwindle to nothingness due to lack of updates. What could I do? I was moving. You know how that goes. Packing, renting trucks, sweet-talking, coercing, threatening “friends” into … Continue reading