Red Eye: Dear Ahmadinejad – STFU and Get Out, kthxbai
On Thursday of this week, Iranian president (and by “president,” I totally don’t mean “psychotic, gay hanging, woman stoning, genocidally antisemitic, weapons of mass destruction building, truther propagandizing asshole”) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad addressed the general assembly of the United Nations in New York. Among other things, he called for an investigation into the violent Islamic attacks against the United States on September 11, 2001, clearly indicating the US played a part to further a Zionist conspiracy.
Man, what a douche.
Today, the Hitler prototype sat down for an exclusive interview with Eric Shawn of FOX News.
When Shawn asked Ahmminneedofajob that he insulted Americans by suggesting the US backed the 9/11 attacks, Mahmoud responded by asking Shawn whether he’d address his own president that way. Or if he’d even be allowed to.
I can answer that one.
Dear President Obama: I think you’re a socialist, an egoist, a liar and a one-term wonder. I hate what you’ve brought to most honored job in America.
See, Ahmy? I don’t like my president, but I have no reason to fear him. So, yes. I, and many other Americans, would talk to our own president that way. And we are definitely allowed to. It’s a little something we like to call freedom of speech. Here, it’s for everyone, not just those immune to high velocity mineral attacks.
On today’s “Red Eye,” host Greg Gutfeld, et al, talked about the Middle East tyrant’s remarks and interview.
The cast and guest panel acknowledged President Obama called Ahmadinejasshat’s remarks “hateful.” But isn’t that what the Left says of Glenn Beck? I’m hardly impressed. If Barry had said, “If that man ever sets foot on US soil again, I will put his head on a pike outside the White House as a warning to all who would harm us,” well then I might have developed a little tingle. Possibly in my big toe. Certainly not full limb.
I’m hard to please.
Said the sexy and funny Lauren Sivan
It almost seems like this is what Obama needs and wants at this point. ‘Maybe you do your nut bag thing at the UN, and then I can come out against you.’
The panel agreed, to which Gutfeld responded
What you’re saying is Ahmadinejad’s speech is an inside job.
See, while we free Americans are castigated and labeled racists for even breathing loudly around a burka – much less drawing a conclusion about Islam based on the thousands upon thousands of terrorist attacks worldwide – dictators like Mahmoud can sit freely in our country and tell us we were behind the deaths of 3,000 of our own.
And by “our own,” I mean people from around the world (though mostly American) who lived and worked here, and were apart of the American dream. Yes, the American capitalist dream. By the way, Ahmy also said capitalism is failing.
Well, it tends not to unless you fly a plane into it. Or threaten to completely not blow it up with your absolutely non-existent nuclear weapons. Which, by the way, if you continue not building them, I guarantee the free world will definitely fail to come together and nuke you until you glow.
First time guest, John Phillips, had the best comment of the night when he said
If you come to New York and you’re going to do a “9/11 is an inside job” thing, the proper place to do it is “The View.”
Hey. Has anyone noticed that “The View” graphic looks a little like the “V” logo? I mean, of course, the “V” part. Of course, I doubt any of the lovely ladies of “The View” have jaws that unhinge.
At any rate, I digress.
Hey, Ahmy! You’re a worm. We hate you. We’re not afraid of you and everything you say encourages the world to escalate threats of violence against you. Continue to build your little aresenal. Threaten us with a war without limits. Been there. Bought the t-shirt (for which I paid prime as it was made in the USA.)
Remember when that nutty guy one country over used to say similar things about America?
And, my little potato of hate, if you disagree with me, you’re probably a racist homo…oh, right.
Now, get out and stay out. Our colors don’t run. Unless we’re in hot pursuit.
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